Myths, Legends, and Fairytales PG-13

Era: God of what!? *looks at her fox companion* is this a joke? I assume I am being pranked. And a GOD!? a magician perhaps but never have i met a god i doubt there are any. *her lies are professionally woven not a word or even the smallest expression out of place. the best lie detector and even the best professor of facial expressions or vocal tells would never suspect her of lying. her serpent's tongue serves her well*

"Listen I don't know this guy. He just sorta appeared and started talking to me. I honestly assumed he was a ghostly apparition, most definitely not a god. But it shouldn't matter really what this guy is, because we were just leaving."
Reynard turns around and starts walking the opposite direction of the church.

Era: *flashes a confused look at cupid and follows her Mr Foxy mc'Fluffyface companion.*

Gwain: *Climbs onto striker and starts trotting in the general direction the fox went, in search of the letter.*

After a few minutes of walking Reynard suddenly stops and sniffs at the air. He inches closer to a large hedge, then looks back at Era.
"Now I'm about to show you a trade secret of mine, and I mean THE trade secret, so keep it on the down low if you can."
He pushes on through the hedge and vanishes from Era's sight, and even his scent seems to vanish, starting to fade around her.

Era: *looks surprised and steps forward. She stares at the hedge not sure if he wants her to follow or not.*

Reynard pokes his head back out of the hedge, his scent suddenly flooding back.
"I do need you to follow me if you want to see it."
He ducked back in, any traces of him before vanishing once again.

Era: *She flicks her tongue out trying to taste his scent before following after him*

Behind the hedges the ruins of a castle stands, looking barely held together by its foundations and foliage. Reynard stands near a person sized entrance.
"Welcome to Castle Malperdy!"
He pats the side of some rocks that look like they're about to tumble over the entrance.
"It might look a bit rough on the outside, but this baby has some of the greatest magical enchantments I've found. It's practically undetectable!"

Era: *her eyes widen, the vines crawling over the stone match her eye color and a few blossoms cling to the rock.*

((updated human picture of her, found someone with eyes as green as hers.))

"I see you're impressed, well just wait until you see the inside!"
Reynard trotted into the castle ruins, walking down a long hallway with doors on all sides of it, including the roof before entering into a room at the end that looks almost brand new. It's floors are made of marble tiles and the walls are a smooth stone, unlike the brick exterior. There's a table in the center filled with various parchment and quills, as well as maps.
Open barrels and crates line the sides of the room filled with weaponry, and scrolls, while a few closed crates and barrels are in the corner, oozing out the smell salted meat, and booze.

Era: *her focus immediately changes from him to the meat which still has a slight sent of blood she blinks and for a split second her eyes look different somehow. but the change was so brief it was hard to recognize.*

Spoiler:

"This is my study! Sort of. Not really. It's just a place where I keep supplies and things I need. Books, world maps, town maps, letters from kings and clergymen alike which are ever so scandalous. Blackmail material mostly, but I also keep the good stuff here too. A few barrels of ale I snatched up from a king's stores."
Reynard stands up next to the food and pulls down a small untapped barrel.
"Almost lost my tail for this one."

((i fixed the wording because it was too loose and it gave her a bit too much power allowing her to shift any time at will during the day. so now she can only shift at will when not in direct sunlight or moonlight))
Era: *drags her eyes away from the scent of food and clears her throat.* I'm actually quite famished would you mind if I had something to eat? *she could barely contain herself and the scent of blood clouded her mind a bit.*

"Hm? Oh! Of course!"
Reynard unsheathed his sword and cracked open a crate full of the preserved meat.
"All I have in here is meat, so if you'd like something for a more refined pallet I can show you to the dining hall while prepare something much nicer."

((Cupid turned invisible and followed them))

Era: I am something of a messy eater... would you mind if i ate privately?

"Oh I don't mind at all. In fact, I have something I need to finish up first. Down the hall where we came from and to the first door on the left is the dining area if you wish to eat there."

Era: *stares at the meat.* would i be able to eat in here? I am not fond of vegetables.... i find them... bland.

"Uhhhh sure."
Reynard scooped up a few scrolls and the cask and walked out of a door that seemed to have suddenly appeared by Era.
"Feel free to use the table, and just call if you need anything!"

Era: *waits until she is absolutely sure he is gone she then rapidly changes into full snake form, harks down 1/4th of a barrel of meat and then quickly switches back smoothing out a lump or two where the meat was pushing against her stomach wall making a bulge. She sighs feeling sleepy and sits down leaning against the wall. Before she knows it she has started to doze off. She breathes shallowly and quietly as she begins digesting her food. In her sleep her pupils shift to their natural slit like form but her eyes remain closed.*

(( That was the most vore-ish post i've had to read that isnt straight up vore ))
Reynard sat down on a way too large bed and unrolled one of the scrolls he brought in with him. He stared down at the picture of a group of people drawn on it for a moment, a frown spreading across his muzzle. He crumpled up the papers and shoved them underneath the mattress, before laying down on his belly, grumbling.
"God what a disaster."
He buried his face underneath a pillow.
"What am I even doing."
He sighed and stood back up, jumping off the bed and crawling underneath it. He flicked a secret hatch open and jumped down, landing into a clean stone room that suddenly is lit up with a lantern. He walks over to a cast iron stove and lights a fire.

Era: *sound asleep*

Gwain: *on his war horse somewhere in the forest*

Reynard opens a new door that appeared on the stone walls and pulled out a chicken from it, he closed the door, having it vanish almost as soon as he did. He put the chicken inside of the stove and sat, scratching at the ground as it cooked.

Freischutz looks around and sees a fairy circle. "I know what to do..."

(( Just fire that bullet into the ground :V ))