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    Re: Myths, Legends, and Fairytales PG-13

    Post by Sandstriker on Tue Jun 06, 2017 11:12 pm

    "Mmm, well, you're a bit too large, vertically speaking, for me to show you anything nearby, but I know a little place down south I'm planning on going if you want to come with me."
    Reynard smirked, his tail wagging behind him.
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    Re: Myths, Legends, and Fairytales PG-13

    Post by Speed Demoniac on Tue Jun 06, 2017 11:17 pm

    He shoots, the bullet goes behind him.
    "Damn, I guess it's the devils turn."
    A man stumbles out of the pub, and this guy is WASTED, I mean totally smashed.
    He talks to his buddy, "Man, I feel invincible, like nothing could stop me!" right before a bullet promptly stopped him.
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    Re: Myths, Legends, and Fairytales PG-13

    Post by Sandstriker on Tue Jun 06, 2017 11:34 pm

    "Now that's the kind of attitude I like."
    Reynard jumps down from the branch, his tail brushing against her before starting to walk down the road on his hind legs.
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    Re: Myths, Legends, and Fairytales PG-13

    Post by Speed Demoniac on Tue Jun 06, 2017 11:34 pm

    "Oh yeah, you're bleeding. Just go into that pub. My uncle is a magic- err... doctor."
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    Re: Myths, Legends, and Fairytales PG-13

    Post by Speed Demoniac on Tue Jun 06, 2017 11:52 pm

    He goes after the fox.

    Meanwhile, Cupid sees two potential lovebirds. blech. But he has to do his job so he goes to the fox and snake lady.
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    Re: Myths, Legends, and Fairytales PG-13

    Post by Sandstriker on Tue Jun 06, 2017 11:59 pm

    Reynard leads down through the forest to a small clearing with a circle of mushrooms in the center.
    "Now, we aren't supposed to use these things, but what the fairies don't know won't hurt them. Just step into the center and we'll be off!"
    Reynard stepped inside of the fairy circle and sat down.
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    Re: Myths, Legends, and Fairytales PG-13

    Post by Speed Demoniac on Wed Jun 07, 2017 12:01 am

    Cupid busts into the circle out of the sky and onto the ground with a crisp slamming sound.
    "What's up, dumbass, it's your lucky day, I can get you into that chick's pants easily, just say the word. By the way, she can't see me right now, so yeah there's that."
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    Re: Myths, Legends, and Fairytales PG-13

    Post by Speed Demoniac on Wed Jun 07, 2017 12:05 am

    A plump old woman walks up to Gwain. "Oh my! you're bleeding! Let me get you to Towenaar!"
    She leads Gwain upstairs to a room with vials of colored liquids and jars of spices, frog parts, etc.

    Cupid: "Wow, she's lookin pretty thirsty" *Winks* "Or actually more hungry..."
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    Re: Myths, Legends, and Fairytales PG-13

    Post by Sandstriker on Wed Jun 07, 2017 12:06 am

    Reynard stares at Cupid, mouth open to say something. He closes his mouth and looks at Era. He looks back at Cupid.
    "Well that's a little bit like cheating, isn't it?"
    Reynard's ear twitched. It twitched again before he burst out laughing.
    "Oh my god what am I saying, yeah honestly go ahead. Though, you mind waiting a lil bit till we're up in on King Noble's land? I'd rather not have to mess with this here."
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    Re: Myths, Legends, and Fairytales PG-13

    Post by Speed Demoniac on Wed Jun 07, 2017 12:08 am

    Cupid: "Niiice. I guess I'll just follow you there. To be honest though, I'm tired of my job... It gets boring watching everybody else have sex."
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    Re: Myths, Legends, and Fairytales PG-13

    Post by Speed Demoniac on Wed Jun 07, 2017 12:15 am

    Towenaar: "Who told you that? I'm just the best healing wizard in the world. Here let me fix that up..." With a sparkly wave of his magic wand Gwain gets healed.
    Towenaar is a savage that doesn't care about laws because he saved your life, dammit!


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    Re: Myths, Legends, and Fairytales PG-13

    Post by Sandstriker on Wed Jun 07, 2017 12:17 am

    Reynard looked back to cupid while waiting for Era to get in the god damn robot shenji to hop into the circle with him. He whispered to him:
    "What's the catch?"
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    Re: Myths, Legends, and Fairytales PG-13

    Post by Speed Demoniac on Wed Jun 07, 2017 12:18 am

    Cupid: "No catch, I'm just bored as hell and I thought this time it would be interesting."
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    Re: Myths, Legends, and Fairytales PG-13

    Post by Speed Demoniac on Wed Jun 07, 2017 12:44 am

    Towenaar: Kiddo, we both know that you heard me clearly, and given that I just saved your life, you should probably just forget about it.
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    Re: Myths, Legends, and Fairytales PG-13

    Post by Sandstriker on Wed Jun 07, 2017 12:47 am

    "Alright sweetheart, onward to King Noble's kingdom!"
    And with that, the ground underneath them opened up, devouring them in a long tunnel like portal before spitting them out moments later in a brand new fairy circle.
    The surrounding forest is much nicer then the old one, seemingly well attended to. A church stands ahead a few hundred feet away.
    "Just a little bit of a heads up, you might want to steer clear of that place. Not really a friendly congregation here."
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    Re: Myths, Legends, and Fairytales PG-13

    Post by Speed Demoniac on Wed Jun 07, 2017 12:59 am

    Towenaar: "I cannot tell a lie, I'm a wizard!" *disappears into smoke*

    Cupid: "hold on... Is that?" Cupid made himself visible suddenly. "Era! How's it going outside the pantheon?"
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    Re: Myths, Legends, and Fairytales PG-13

    Post by Speed Demoniac on Wed Jun 07, 2017 1:10 am

    Cupid: "It's me! You know, Cupid. God of love, we knew each other when we were younger."

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