Myths, Legends, and Fairytales PG-13

"Well well well, I guess... I guess you're right."
((Cupid is obviously drunk))
Cupid sticks the key into thin air and unlocks a gateway to Olympus.
"Let's get you suited up before going on... cool adventures and stuff."
He stumbles through the portal, dropping a wineskin on the way before quickly reaching back through and picking it up.

"I'm already perfectly clothed. Anything else would be a bit much I think."
Reynard stood firmly still on his own property

"No, listen, no I'm gonna get you a suit of super cool armor anditsgonnabeamazing."
Cupid leaned on Reynards shoulder and his quiver slid off his arm.
"man, you gotta... you gotta drink this nectar.... It's good stuff."

"I'd... rather not. Anyways, I don't need armor. I'm rather fine not getting into fights. If you want to help me then um..."
Reynard pondered for a moment.
"How about you..."
Reynard looked at Cupid up and down.
"What is it you do again?"

Era: *boredly slithers around in the forest.*

Gwain: *somewhere in "who the fuck knows" land*

"I'm s'posed to be like, the eternal matchmaker of humanity."
Cupid laid down on ground.
"But I'll probably just blow it off. Anyways, you can.. you can like, get in there and get stuff..."
Cupid tried to drink more fermented nectar but he couldn't even grip the bottle.
"So come on, don't be an asshole..."

Reynard cracked a smug grin, deciding that now while the guy was drunk was certainly the best time to issue an ill planned challenge.
"Matchmaker hm? Bullshit. I doubt you could find anybody who's right for me."

Oscar somehow breaks out of that prison via diplomacy by producing very realistic, yet totally forged documents to prove he was the adviser to the immortal fairy princess ozma in the far off land of oz that you haven't heard of because she sends people like Oscar first to see if kingdoms are worth contacting, and yes, you definitely failed. She doesn't like mad people. Who knew that people could be civil sometimes instead of just psycho wizard murders who put murder in front of their own country? If only someone had a video camera to record it, but I guess it will just have to forever be off screen :'c

*both characters of mine fall over dead*

((this rp is closed permanently))

"Bitch, I made you pal... Your parents wouldn't've done shit together if it isn't... wasn't for me... You think that an almighty god would lose to some fox? No way Jose thats not that easy. now hand me that flask..."
The "almighty god" then proceeded to slump over and fall asleep.

((this rp is closed permanently and to be archived))

((no))
Cupid wakes up about an hour later.

((it is my rp im in control of it and i revoke permission to use this story line))
((NOW DELETE THIS FUCKING RP))

((I'm admin))
((no))

((Well i can get alec hika patchy and myself to leave this forum permanently so unless you want to lose all of your users but you and liam then abide by me as universe creator's wishes. this is my rp and idf i say i am ending it then it ends.))

((tuff luck))
((get Liam to do that shit.))